Friday, November 19, 2010

WTF Friday

Welcome to the wonderful world of my mind!! In this weekly (or whenever I remember) segment on my blog, you will get an insight into my thoughts on a variety of completely random subjects. I see and hear a lot of craziness during the week and WTF Friday's are the perfect venue to share my randomness. Lets get started! You know that song What'cha Say by Jason Derulo? The song that starts out with Jason Derulo saying his name over auto-tune. Why does he do that? To let us know who is singing the song? Does he enjoy saying his name? Thats not my problem with the song. The lyrics are the problem: I was so wrong for so long Only tryin' to please myself Girl, I was caught up in her lust When I don't really want no one else So, no, I know I should've treated you better But me and you were meant to last forever So let me in (Let me in) Give me another chance (Another chance) To really be your man 'Cause when the roof caved in and the truth came out I just didn't know what to do But when I become a star we'll be living so large I'll do anything for you So tell me girl

So, Jason Derulo, let me get this straight. You cheated on your girl. But but but but you shouldn't have because you know that you and your girl should be together. But you just got caught up in another girls lust. Damn that lust!!! You SHOULD HAVE treated her better but you didn't BUT just wait!!!! When you become a big star everything will change. You'll be completely faithful. Because only when people become huge celebrities do they remain faithful to their significant otheres. Riiiiiiiiight. When you are "living so large" life will be easy and you'll do anything for her. Oh ok. I'm convinced now.

NO. This song sucks.

You know what else sucks? These D-listers on Dancing With the Stars. I don't watch this show. I've tried but it is so horribly cheesy that I can't concentrate on anything other than awful music and terrible dialogue between the judges and hosts. The reason I see stories about the show is because I follow websites that can't stop posting about it.

So when I read on Entertainment Weekly's website that Maksim Chmerkovskiy was hurling insults at the show and the judges, I thought "really?" I mean, I get that this is your job and you got voted off. You wanted to win. Your partner was really good, I guess? Your scores were good, I guess? But you do realize that the penalty for getting voted off this show isn't death, right? You get to live another day. And Brandy, you may have been "numb" and upset but your "star" will probably get brighter from being on this show so get over it. Why has this show become such a HUGE deal?

And that concludes the first edition of WTF Friday. I hope everyone has a glorious weekend and I look forward to coming back next week with more WTF moments. Maybe I'll go shopping on Black Friday just to have stories to share. I'm sure WalMart will provide me with enough stories to last the rest of the year!

1 comment:

Angie said...

bahaha!! you are hilarious!