Thursday, February 3, 2011

Superpowers unite against me

Remember when I wrote this post and I bragged about not having any breakouts for months? I also proved that I am indeed a future teller because I predicted my own demise by stating that I would have a breakout in a matter of days. The Master Of Jinx and the Ruler of Bad Karma came together in a fury of power last week. They apparently saw my blog post and picked me to scorn. Master of Jinx: Hey Rules of Bad Karma, I just got a google alert telling me some chick blogged about me. She said she hasn't had a breakout in months. She is 31 years old. Ruler of Bad Karma: Wow, she should know better than to make such a bold statement, especially in her advanced age. Let's get to work! Master of Jinx: YES! Alright, I don't want to go too hard on her so let's mix together a formula for random whiteheads on her cheeks, a few on her chin, with some strategically placed on her forehead. Ruler of Bad Karma: And to top it off, lets make those areas nice and red. I think a week is long enough, don't you think? Master of Jinx: Yes, a week is perfect. That will teach her a good lesson. Lesson learned. Michelle-0 Superpowers of Evil-1

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