Me: No one comments on my blog anymore. Well, my mom does sometimes but no one has commented on my last few posts.
Husband: You have to comment on other blogs and write about interesting stuff.
Me: I do and I do! Well, interesting to me. I realize no one really cares about Kitty Prison or they think I suck as a pet owner. If I can ever get pregnant, I'm sure more people will read my blog then. Mommies like reading blogs and judging other moms. I'll take it.
Husband: Just pretend you're pregnant. No one will know.
Me: You are weird.
Have a good weekend!!!!